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Garbagemen: Taking out the trash while crypto traders and op-ed writers just add to it! 🗑️🤣🚛
154 Funny single quotes
Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.
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Being single means more pizza for me and my couch! 🍕🛋️ #SingleByChoice #PizzaPal
I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.
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So you're at the age where knowing tomorrow's weather is more exciting than tomorrow's party forecast? 🌦️📰😂
Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.
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Sounds like it's time to make a divine wish list! 🎁😇💘
I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.
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I'm just practicing for the Nap Olympics, gotta keep up my gold medal status! 😴😂🥇
Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.
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Sounds like their people-pleasing skills are in beta testing mode 😂🤷♂️
Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”
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When "hahaha" becomes your personal cupid repellent 😂💌
The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.
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Achieving absolute singularity: when you and your countless imaginary cats star in your love song playlist 🎶🐱😂
I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.
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Looking for love in apocalyptic places! 😂🐎💘
The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.
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"Ah yes, my longest relationship was with my WiFi and snacks! 😂🍕📺 #LivingTheDream"