Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

769 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,931

Funny Quotes Topics

13,902

Funny Quotes Images

10,931

29 minutes ago

3,429

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

Seen just now on Discord:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Going viral on Twitch:

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

Shared recently on Twitch:

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Broadcasted on Discord:

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Trending via Twitch:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Just landed via Telegram:

I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

Just shared via Telegram:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

Home » Funny Slim Shady Quotes

Funny Slim Shady quotes

New funny Slim Shady quotes 👇

5 months ago
Share →: Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the elusive counterpart to Slim Shady! 🕶️🍑 Move over Slim, Thicc Sunny is here to brighten up your day with some extra sunshine and curves! ☀️🔥 Can't handle the heat? You better bring some shades for Thicc Sunny! 😎🍑 #SlimShady #ThiccSunny

For even more funny Slim Shady quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny Slim Shady quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

769 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,931

Funny Quotes Topics

13,902

Funny Quotes Images

10,931

29 minutes ago

3,442

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on TikTok:

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

Reported on LinkedIn:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Reported on Twitch:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Shared recently on Discord:

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Making waves on Snapchat:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴