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Funny small talk quotes

Funny small talk quotes bring a delightful twist to everyday conversations! 💬😂 These witty and humorous lines make light of those casual chats we all find ourselves in, turning mundane interactions into memorable moments. Perfect for breaking the ice or adding a touch of humor to your social encounters, these quotes remind us that even the simplest exchanges can be filled with laughter. Enjoy a chuckle and keep the conversation light-hearted! 😄🗣️

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

1 week ago

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

3 months ago

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

3 months ago

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

3 months ago

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

3 months ago

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

3 months ago

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Funny small talk quotes

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.