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Yawning: the universal symbol for "Oops, my brain is on screensaver mode" 😴🧠💬
14 Funny small talk quotes
I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.
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Not sure if I'm deep in thought or just buffering… 🤔😅 #AwkwardSilence
Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.
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Just waiting for the elevator to reach the "Next Time, Press the Close Door Button Faster" floor 😂🚪🕴️
If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.
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I guess I need to "chat" more often if I want to fit into my skinny jeans! 😂🗣️🔥
I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.
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"Fun fact about me: I once survived an icebreaker by using 'um' as a flotation device! 😅🧊🚤"
It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.
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When the small talk supply chain runs dry by midweek 😂🙌 #SilenceIsGolden
Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!
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"Turns out collecting rubber ducks and competitive potato peeling are way more fascinating than spreadsheets! 🦆🥔🤣"
“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?
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"I hate small talk!" Oh okay. Do you think all young goats are called kids because they're kidding around with small talk too much? 🐐😆 #SmallTalkSucks
Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.
Commentary:
"Who knew that the real horror of hitchhiking is not the potential danger, but the dreaded small talk! 😂 Just stick to blasting your favorite tunes instead! 🚗🎶 #NoSmallTalkZone"
(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?
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"Whoa, diving straight into the deep end of the relationship pool, are we? 💔💬 Better buckle up for this rollercoaster of a conversation, folks! 🎢😂"