14 Funny small talk quotes

• Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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  2 months ago

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• If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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  2 months ago

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• I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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  2 months ago

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• It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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  2 months ago

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• Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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  2 months ago

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• “I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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  2 months ago

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• Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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  2 months ago

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• (Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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  2 months ago

  awkward, cheat, conversation, couple, ever, guys, making, relationship, small, small talk, talk

• A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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  2 months ago

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• At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

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  2 months ago

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