Funny small talk quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

  Commentary:
  When the small talk supply chain runs dry by midweek 😂🙌 #SilenceIsGolden

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

  Commentary:
  "Turns out collecting rubber ducks and competitive potato peeling are way more fascinating than spreadsheets! 🦆🥔🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

  Commentary:
  "I hate small talk!" Oh okay. Do you think all young goats are called kids because they're kidding around with small talk too much? 🐐😆 #SmallTalkSucks

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the real horror of hitchhiking is not the potential danger, but the dreaded small talk! 😂 Just stick to blasting your favorite tunes instead! 🚗🎶 #NoSmallTalkZone"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: (Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

  Commentary:
  "Whoa, diving straight into the deep end of the relationship pool, are we? 💔💬 Better buckle up for this rollercoaster of a conversation, folks! 🎢😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet bliss of aging gracefully 🧓 Less small talk, more 'Can you please repeat that?' 🤔🔁 Who knew that hearing could be considered a luxury as we get older? 😂👂 #GettingOlderPerks"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Having a chat with yourself at the self-checkout? Just remember, even if you annoy yourself, at least you're always guaranteed some laughs! 🤣🛒 #TalkingToMyself #SelfCheckoutStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: All my small talk is done with a car horn.

  Commentary:
  "Beep beep! Honk if you're tired of chitchat! 🚗📣 Just call me the road rage equivalent of a conversation starter. Who needs idle chit-chat when you've got a horn as loud as my opinions? 🤭🚦 #HonkIfYouAgree"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for those lethal small talk conversations! 💬😵 Stay safe out there, folks – one boring sentence could be your downfall 💀😂"

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