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Funny software quotes πŸ˜‚πŸ’» are the perfect blend of tech wit and everyday coding chaos! Whether you’re debugging at midnight πŸŒ™ or pushing last-minute updates πŸš€, these gems capture the hilarious side of programming life. Get ready to laugh, relate, and share some seriously clever one-liners that every coder and techie will appreciate! πŸ€“πŸ”₯

Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Posted onFeb 5, 2025Feb 5, 2025

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Outlook just asked me if I’m β€œenjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Are you a software update, because not now!

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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