14 Funny software quotes

• It’s called single sign-on because you have to do it every single time.

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  5 days ago

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• Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

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  6 days ago

  ad, ads, built, computer, every, experience, humor, i, malware, mean, menu, operating, operating system, software, start, start menu, system, technology, time, user, user experience, Windows

• Asking doctors about nutrition is like asking software engineers about printers, they really have no idea.

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  6 days ago

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• Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

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  6 days ago

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• iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.

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  6 days ago

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• Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

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  7 days ago

  computing, hardware, help, humor, joke, let, me, pun, software, tech, tech joke, technology, turn

• Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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  1 week ago

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• The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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  1 week ago

  belief, damage, done, engineer, humor, intelligence, intelligent, irony, society, software, software engineer

• I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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  2 weeks ago

  communication, corporate, frustration, humor, i, meant, microsoft, software, Teams, technology, work

• Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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  3 weeks ago

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