The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fabled creatures known as software engineers 🧙‍♂️ Uniquely intelligent or just really good at Googling error messages? 🤔 Their mystical powers have caused mischief indeed, turning everything into binary code and making the rest of us feel like mere mortals in the land of algorithms and bugs! 🤪👾 #WizardsOfTheDigitalRealm"

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

Commentary:
Looks like some people are destined for Zoom stardom instead! 💻🚫 Microsoft Teams 0 – Eternal Video Conferencing Glory 1! 🌟 #ZoomIsMyDestiny

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Commentary:
"Feeling incompetent at work? Just remember, at least you haven't upended half the planet with a single click! 😅💻 #SoftwareFail"

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it's not the Torment Portal.

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Commentary:
"Outlook, the eternal questioner, daring to ask if anyone actually enjoys its chaotic charm. 🤔 More like the Torment Portal – where each click is a journey into the abyss of never-ending emails and calendar reminders! 😅 #OutlookStruggles"

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

Commentary:
Ah, the elusive Windows software update – the holy grail of computing hopes and dreams! 🤖💻 Will this be the one that finally brings peace and harmony to our digital lives, or will it simply introduce a whole new slew of bugs and glitches for us to marvel at? 💥💢 Either way, buckle up and prepare for some unexpected adventures in the world of tech! 🚀🔧 #TechTales

Are you a software update, because not now!

Are you a software update, because not now!

Commentary:
"Are you a software update, because not now! 💻🚫 Looks like this user is not ready for an upgrade…or maybe just needs a break from all the 'improvements'! 😂 #TechTroubles"