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"Oh, you meant 🍂 fall, not 'brace-for-impact' fall! 🌍😅 #Relief #SeasonsChange"
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Funny someone quotes bring the humor to those moments when someone else’s actions (or lack thereof) leave you speechless! 😅🙄 Whether it’s a friend’s questionable decision or that one person who always knows how to push your buttons, these quotes show that sometimes all you need is a good laugh at *someone* else’s expense. 😂🤦♂️💬
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- Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.
- Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.
- You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.
- I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.
- “People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.
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Top Funny Someone Quotes 🔥
- I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.
- I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.
- Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?
- Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.
- If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.
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