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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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The recipe I’m making specifically says “allow to cook undisturbed,” and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Trending via Messenger:

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Reported on Snapchat:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

Just shared via TikTok:

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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Funny someone quotes bring the humor to those moments when someone else’s actions (or lack thereof) leave you speechless! 😅🙄 Whether it’s a friend’s questionable decision or that one person who always knows how to push your buttons, these quotes show that sometimes all you need is a good laugh at *someone* else’s expense. 😂🤦‍♂️💬

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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

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I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

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I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

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Alexa, mute my children.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

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Just shared via Messenger:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Spotted on Messenger:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

Just shared via Reddit:

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Seen just now on Instagram:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Going viral on Discord:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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