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Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Going viral on Telegram:

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Making waves on Twitch:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

Live now on Facebook:

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Spotted on TikTok:

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Spotted on Threads:

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Making waves on Facebook:

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

Spotted on Threads:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

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41 shares on Twitch this month:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

12 shares on Facebook this month:

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

86 shares on Discord this month:

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

66 shares on Threads this month:

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

46 shares on X this month:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

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Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

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You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,208

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Messenger:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Just shared via X:

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

Just shared via Telegram:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Just landed via TikTok:

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

Trending via TikTok:

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

Spotted on YouTube:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Making waves on YouTube:

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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