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When you find out the adulting class was just a cruel prank 😉📝 #SkipAdulting #PermanentRecess
536 Funny someone quotes
As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.
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This is exactly why I keep my feelings stacked in a neat emotional can. 😂🧂🥔
I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?
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Finding out it wasn’t your fault at work feels like discovering a hidden chocolate stash when you thought you were on a diet 🍫😆🎉
If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.
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Sounds like she’s on a mission to find Mr. Right… or maybe Mr. Wrong-For-All-The-Right-Reasons! 😜📚🎨
Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..
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He’ll yeah, autocorrect has a mind of its own! 🤖😂
Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.
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Testing sibling boundaries: the ultimate survival training! 😂🤼♂️🔪
Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.
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When adding drama to the friend group wasn't on your bingo card, but here we are! 🤦♂️😅👍
Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.
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When a ghost decides you're too spooky for them! 👻😂✌️
I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.
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Sounds like the perfect mix of a book club and a plot twist! 📚😈
Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.
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Testing: The newest frontier in thigh acoustics! 🎶🦵😂