I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Commentary:
Oh, searching for a cell mate over a soulmate, huh? 🤣 Who needs love when you can have a bunk buddy, am I right? 🤷‍♂️ Just make sure to keep those prison phone calls to a minimum! 🤪 #CellMateGoals

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Commentary:
"According to my calculations, I'm your soulmate…Sorry, the numbers don't lie! 😏💖 Who knew finding love was as easy as crunching numbers?"

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there's life on earth.

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: your soulmate is an extraterrestrial and is currently cruising past Mars, contemplating the possibility of life on earth 👽🌍 #SearchingForSouls #InterstellarDating"

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Commentary:
Looks like your soulmate hit the "unfriend" button instead of the "reply with love" one 😂💔 But hey, who needs soulmates when you've got memes, right? Keep those posts coming and maybe they'll come crawling back for more! 🤷‍♂️📱

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

Commentary:
"Who needs a soulmate when you have carbs to fulfill your every craving 🍟🍕🥨? Who needs flowers and chocolates when you have a warm loaf of bread waiting for you? Carbs truly are the way to your heart (and stomach)! 💖 #CarbLife"

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Commentary:
"God, I know good things come to those who wait, but a little update on the shipping status of my soulmate wouldn't hurt, right? Just want to make sure they're not lost in transit!"