11 Funny soulmate quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

  Commentary:
  "Guess my soulmate missed the train… probably stuck in traffic behind a herd of turtles! 🚂🐢😆"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least he's got a hot property deal! 🔥😈💸"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

  Commentary:
  "Guess true love really *is* priceless—or at least requires a 6-digit PIN! 👑💌💸"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

  Commentary:
  "When true love looks like a side dish! 🥔❤️✨ #SpudMates"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: my soulmate is a ghost and we've been playing hide-and-seek forever! 👻🔍💔"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I think my soulmate might be carbs.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a soulmate when you have carbs to fulfill your every craving 🍟🍕🥨? Who needs flowers and chocolates when you have a warm loaf of bread waiting for you? Carbs truly are the way to your heart (and stomach)! 💖 #CarbLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

  Commentary:
  "God, I know good things come to those who wait, but a little update on the shipping status of my soulmate wouldn't hurt, right? Just want to make sure they're not lost in transit!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

  Commentary:
  Oh, searching for a cell mate over a soulmate, huh? 🤣 Who needs love when you can have a bunk buddy, am I right? 🤷‍♂️ Just make sure to keep those prison phone calls to a minimum! 🤪 #CellMateGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

  Commentary:
  "According to my calculations, I'm your soulmate…Sorry, the numbers don't lie! 😏💖 Who knew finding love was as easy as crunching numbers?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: your soulmate is an extraterrestrial and is currently cruising past Mars, contemplating the possibility of life on earth 👽🌍 #SearchingForSouls #InterstellarDating"

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