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19 Funny soulmate quotes

Funny soulmate quotes bring a lighthearted twist to love and connection 💕😂 Whether you’re celebrating your perfect weirdo or just enjoying the quirks of relationships, these playful sayings remind us that soulmates don’t always have to be serious! From silly moments to cheeky truths, get ready to laugh and nod along with every relatable line 🤪❤️ #SoulmateGoals #LoveAndLaughter

Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

Posted on6 months ago

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Posted onFeb 21, 2025Feb 21, 2025

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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