19 Funny soulmate quotes

• I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

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  1 month ago

  break, dating, humor, love, need, relationship, sarcasm, sorry, soul, soulmate, witty

• Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

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  1 month ago

  app, apps, best, communication, dating, dating app, good, humor, media, meeting, place, social, social media, soulmate, tweet

• I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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  1 month ago

  bet, dating, everything, feelings, fine, humor, i, pretending, relationship, sarcasm, somewhere, soulmate

• Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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  1 month ago

  dating, humor, just, late, love, maybe, patience, relationship, schedule, soulmate

• I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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  1 month ago

  assume, devil, humor, i, irony, sold, soul, soulmate, supernatural

• Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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  1 month ago

  bank, bank details, dating, deception, details, escape, fraud, humor, internet, internet fraud, love, needs, Nigerian, Nigerian prince, online, online dating, prince, romance, scam, soulmate, tried

• Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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  1 month ago

  again, comfort, comfort food, food, gravy, humor, humorist, love, mashed, mashed potat, met, potat, relationship, soulmate, today

• Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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  1 month ago

  dating, found, humor, maybe, reason, romance, sarcasm, soul, soulmate, wit

• I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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  1 month ago

  addiction, carb, craving, food, humor, i, love, relationship, soulmate, think

• God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

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  1 month ago

  dating, God, humor, love, patience, relationship, soulmate, tracking, wish

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