Commentary:
"Plot twist: my soulmate is a ghost and we've been playing hide-and-seek forever! 👻🔍💔"
19 Funny soulmate quotes
I think my soulmate might be carbs.
God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?
Commentary:
"God, I know good things come to those who wait, but a little update on the shipping status of my soulmate wouldn't hurt, right? Just want to make sure they're not lost in transit!"
I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.
Commentary:
Oh, searching for a cell mate over a soulmate, huh? 🤣 Who needs love when you can have a bunk buddy, am I right? 🤷♂️ Just make sure to keep those prison phone calls to a minimum! 🤪 #CellMateGoals
I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.
Commentary:
"According to my calculations, I'm your soulmate…Sorry, the numbers don't lie! 😏💖 Who knew finding love was as easy as crunching numbers?"
My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.
Commentary:
"Plot twist: your soulmate is an extraterrestrial and is currently cruising past Mars, contemplating the possibility of life on earth 👽🌍 #SearchingForSouls #InterstellarDating"
My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.
Commentary:
Looks like your soulmate hit the "unfriend" button instead of the "reply with love" one 😂💔 But hey, who needs soulmates when you've got memes, right? Keep those posts coming and maybe they'll come crawling back for more! 🤷♂️📱
Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.
Commentary:
Sounds like a soulmate audition is in order! Who passed the vibe check? 😂💔✨
A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.
Commentary:
When one person can unlock doors and also your wild side, you've found a multitasking legend! 🚪💐🥳