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Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

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The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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You should be able to call in sad to work.

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Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

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If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

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I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Trending via LinkedIn:

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

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Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

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Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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