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My bank account is also in retrograde.

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If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

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Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

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What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

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In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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20 Funny Star Wars quotes

Funny Star Wars quotes are the perfect way to add a touch of humor to your galaxy far, far away! 🌌✨ From cheeky Jedi banter to mischievous Sith quips, these quotes bring a whole new level of laughter to the Star Wars universe. May the laughs be with you as you explore the lighter side of the Force! 😂🚀

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I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

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May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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2 months ago

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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2 months ago

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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2 months ago

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There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

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2 months ago

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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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2 months ago

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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2 months ago

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42 shares on Slack this month:

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

16 shares on X this month:

You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

76 shares on Threads this month:

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

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I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

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I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

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75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Breaking via Facebook:

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Spotted on TikTok:

Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

Seen just now on Telegram:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Trending via Facebook:

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Just landed via YouTube:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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