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A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

Going viral on Discord:

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

Freshly posted on X:

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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17 Funny Star Wars quotes

Funny Star Wars quotes are the perfect way to add a touch of humor to your galaxy far, far away! 🌌✨ From cheeky Jedi banter to mischievous Sith quips, these quotes bring a whole new level of laughter to the Star Wars universe. May the laughs be with you as you explore the lighter side of the Force! 😂🚀

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17 hours ago
Share →: In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

Commentary:
Trying to fly a spaceship in Star Wars: piece of cake. Trying to navigate a rental car's dashboard: where's C-3PO when you need him? 🤔🚗✨
4 days ago
Share →: May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

Commentary:
Mondays require Jedi-level patience and a lightsaber for PowerPoint presentations! ⚔️😅
6 days ago
Share →: I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

Commentary:
Looks like I could use a GPS with the Force to navigate rush hour! 😂🚦✨
2 weeks ago
Share →: If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Commentary:
Looks like someone needs a lesson in aim… 😂🎯 #StormtrooperFails
2 weeks ago
Share →: People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Commentary:
Boldly going where no 'Trekkie' has gone before… straight into the wrong fandom 🚀🌌😂
2 months ago
Share →: There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Commentary:
"Just waiting for one of them to say, 'These aren't the droids you're looking for.' 🤖✨🚀"
3 months ago
Share →: They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Commentary:
"Right?! I mean, there's no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit"
6 months ago
Share →: Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Commentary:
Maybe they bleeped out R2D2 because he had a beep mouth! 🤖🤐 #BeepBeepCensorship
6 months ago
Share →: Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Commentary:
"Maybe Hoth just really enjoys celebrating Christmas early every year… or maybe the Empire wanted to join in on the holiday cheer too 🤔❄️. Who knew Darth Vader was actually Santa's secret apprentice?"
6 months ago
Share →: If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Commentary:
"Using The Force for the real Jedi essentials! 💫🥜 Who needs to battle the Dark Side when you can conquer the shell of a pistachio effortlessly? Priorities, right? 😄 #JediSnackingSkills"

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Making waves on Twitch:

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

Trending via Threads:

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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