12 Funny Star Wars quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

  Commentary:
  "Just waiting for one of them to say, 'These aren't the droids you're looking for.' 🤖✨🚀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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  "Right?! I mean, there's no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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  Maybe they bleeped out R2D2 because he had a beep mouth! 🤖🤐 #BeepBeepCensorship

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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  "Maybe Hoth just really enjoys celebrating Christmas early every year… or maybe the Empire wanted to join in on the holiday cheer too 🤔❄️. Who knew Darth Vader was actually Santa's secret apprentice?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

  Commentary:
  "Using The Force for the real Jedi essentials! 💫🥜 Who needs to battle the Dark Side when you can conquer the shell of a pistachio effortlessly? Priorities, right? 😄 #JediSnackingSkills"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

  Commentary:
  How about, "May the drinks be with you at Bar Bar Binks, where you can sip on drinks from a galaxy far, far away! 🍻🌌 #StarWarsCantina"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like Yoda knew the best order for the Star Wars movies! Maybe he had a sneak peek into the future with the Force. 🌌🎬 May the release date be with you, always!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

  Commentary:
  Looks like his marriage is facing a force to be reckoned with! 🌌💔 May the divorce settlement be fair and may the custody of the collectibles be shared! 🤣 #StarWarsMarriageDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the infamous staff meeting that no one dares to forget! 😂 Darth Vader really showed his true management style with that forceful display of frustration. It seems like the dark side of the Force wasn't just about battling Jedi, but also about dealing with difficult colleagues. 🌌💼 May the HR department be with you!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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  "Isn't it ironic how we all dream of exploring the final frontier in a galaxy far, far away, yet can't shake the feeling that we might end up in a post-apocalyptic desert reality? 🌌🤖🚀 Welcome to the ultimate battle between lightsabers and survival gear! May the force (and gasoline) be with you!"

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