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Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

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Just shared via Messenger:

Being an adult is mumbling ‘this is stupid’ as you reluctantly slide out of bed.

Going bananas on YouTube:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Making waves on Messenger:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Live now on Messenger:

Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

Breaking via Threads:

Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

Just landed via Slack:

How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Just shared via Reddit:

Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

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80 shares on Twitch this month:

“God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback?

76 shares on Threads this month:

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

64 shares on Discord this month:

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

53 shares on Slack this month:

Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

75 shares on Discord this month:

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

100 shares on Telegram this month:

Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

86 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

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As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

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The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

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You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on TikTok:

90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Problematic bed time gap relationship.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Making waves on Reddit:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Breaking via Slack:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Just shared via Reddit:

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

Trending via Telegram:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

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