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Funny stopping quotes

Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, β€œLet’s end this little charade.”

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

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