Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you. Posted onApr 1, 2026
Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.” Posted onApr 1, 2026
Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them. Posted onMar 31, 2026
Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part. Posted onMar 29, 2026