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Funny storage quotes

Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

1 month ago

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

2 months ago

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

3 months ago

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

3 months ago

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

3 months ago

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

3 months ago

I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

3 months ago

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

3 months ago

Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

3 months ago