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6 months ago
Share →: Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Commentary:
"Life: the ultimate 'renter,' no security deposit, no furniture, just trying to make it work with a bunch of borrowed stuff. 🌍💸 #LifeIsALeasingAgreement"
6 months ago
Share →: Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Commentary:
"Remember, staying alive longer than your enemies is the ultimate power move! 💪🏼😄 Just keep on thriving, let karma do its work, and make some popcorn to watch the show! 🍿😏 #OutliveThemAll"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Commentary:
"Ah, adulthood – where feeling tired is just a sign that you're fully awake and present in the chaos! 😅 Embrace the tiredness and power through, because naps are a luxury now. Have an 'energetic' day ahead! 💪😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic 'going to work' gamble – will it be a win or a backfire? 🎲💥 It's like playing Russian roulette with a stapler! 🔫💼 Just think of it as adding a spicy element to your daily routine! 🌶️😂 #WorkAdventures"
6 months ago
Share →: Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

Commentary:
Looks like your thoughts are pulling off a surprise ambush! 🤯🦁 Don't worry, even the most organized minds can have a wild party every now and then. Embrace the chaos and see where these unruly thoughts take you! 🎉💭
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joy of adulthood: constantly feeling tired, yet wide awake the moment you hit the bed 🛌💤 It's like our brains enjoy playing hide and seek with sleep! 😅 #AdultingProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Commentary:
"Who needs public transportation when you've got a pair of sturdy shoes and an empty wallet? 👞🚶‍♂️ Embracing the broke life, where every city suddenly becomes a pedestrian paradise! 🏙️💸 #WalkingIsTheNewLuxury"
6 months ago
Share →: It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Commentary:
Oh, wouldn't that be the dream! 💸💰 Laundry day could turn into payday real quick! 🧺💸 Perhaps we need to start throwing some spare change in with the socks… or convince the bank that dirty clothes are a form of deposit! 😅💼
6 months ago
Share →: Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone missed the memo on the whole 'free pass to heaven' deal… 💸🙏 Maybe they should have read the fine print! 😂 #HeavenlyFinances"
6 months ago
Share →: Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

Commentary:
"Looks like that snooze button is the real MVP 🛌💤 Don't worry, tomorrow is another chance to blame your alarm clock for everything 😆⏰ #MorningStruggles"