72 Funny stupid quotes

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We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.
The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).
The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.
I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.
When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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5 months ago
Share →: Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone forgot to carry the one 🤪 Maybe they just need some extra fingers to count correctly! 🖐️🤓 Don't worry, we'll save a spot for the 'math-challenged' in our exclusive club of geniuses. 😉🧠"
5 months ago
Share →: Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

Commentary:
🦸‍♂️💼 "Who needs spider-sense when you can have online support? Peter Parker, ditch the Daily Bugle drama and join the digital age! Your friendly neighborhood Patreon awaits, complete with a PayPal upgrade in your Spider-bio! Remember, with great power comes great crowdfunding opportunities." 🕷️💸 #SuperheroSideHustle
5 months ago
Share →: When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

Commentary:
Ah, the ever-elusive surprise in the avocado – nature's original mystery box! 🥑🎁 It's like a game of culinary roulette… will you strike creamy green gold, or face the disappointment of yet another overripe avocado? The hard core is indeed nature's way of keeping us humble in our quest for that perfect guacamole moment. Perhaps one day we'll discover the true purpose behind this puzzling pit… or maybe we should just stick to chips instead!
5 months ago
Share →: When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Commentary:
"Imagine being as unaware as a ghost at a party, except you're just being silly! 🤪 Don't be the 'stupid ghost' in your circle – embrace the wisdom and keep the laughs coming! 😜👻"
5 months ago
Share →: I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when ignorance was bliss! 🙈 Who needs internet trolls when you can have peace of mind instead? 😂 Let's cherish the memories of simpler times! 🌟
5 months ago
Share →: Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Commentary:
"Reading some things is like doing mental gymnastics… but with extra facepalms and eye rolls thrown in for good measure. 🤦‍♂️🤯 #BrainRecoveryModeActivated"
5 months ago
Share →: If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Commentary:
"Ah, the delightful paradox of self-awareness! 🤓🤦‍♂️ Sometimes it takes a touch of brilliance to truly appreciate our own silliness. Embrace the journey from stupidity to wisdom… or just laugh at your own clever stupidity along the way! 🤪🌟"
5 months ago
Share →: If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

Commentary:
💡 "If I rolled my eyes any harder, I'd be on a perpetual spin cycle." 🙄 Sometimes, the absurdity of life calls for a neck brace and a sense of humor!
5 months ago
Share →: I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Commentary:
"Who wants to go out with a bang when you can go out with a grand piano solo 🎹 CRASH landing? Watch out composers, this person is aiming for a smashing finale! 💥😆"
5 months ago
Share →: I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

Commentary:
"Sometimes you just need to step away from the stupidity and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own company 🚶‍♂️💭. Who needs drama when you have the serenity of a solo stroll?"