Commentary:
"Just waiting for my Fitbit to start demanding I feed it, or worse, clean up after it! 😂🐾 #HumanGochi"
111 Funny stupid quotes
I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.
Commentary:
"😂 Who knew our biggest crime would be watching all seven? 🚔🎬 #TimelessMistakes"
Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.
Commentary:
"When curiosity calls and logic doesn't pick up! 🤔📞😂"
Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”
Commentary:
"Clearly, your TV needs a higher IQ setting! 🤦♂️📺😂"
Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?
Commentary:
"Why are you taking up prime brain real estate before I've had my coffee? ☕️💭🤦♀️"
Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.
Commentary:
"Guess I'm in a permanent group project with the universe 🤔🤦♂️ #RaisedByDPs"
Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.
Commentary:
Looks like my brain just hit its "stupid" data limit for the week! Time for a brain reboot! 😂🧠🔄
I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.
Commentary:
Looks like the universe is waiting for a collective "Oops" moment before the good stuff rolls in! 😅🤦♂️💡 Maybe we need an epic slapstick reboot to remind everyone what smart looks like. Until then, keep your humor tight and your IQ higher! 😜📈
I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.
Commentary:
"I don't always say something stupid. But when I do, I make sure it's a masterpiece of epic proportions like a modern day Shakespearean tragedy… in 280 characters or less. 🤦♂️🤪 #WordsmithWoes"
I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.
Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of the super wealthy lacking basic common sense! 🤦♂️ Maybe all that money just clouds their judgment…or they spent it all on gold-plated socks 🧦💸 Who needs brains when you’ve got a vault full of cash, right? 💰😜"