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6 months ago
Share →: I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's having a serious case of spud-sweats! 🥔💦 Mayo-drenched marathon, anyone? 😅 #PotatoSaladProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

Commentary:
"Step aside, front door – you're not the only one bringing the heat! 🔥🚪 Opening you up feels like walking into a baking show instead of the great outdoors. I better check for cookies, just in case! 🍪😅"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, because nothing says summer like being constantly reminded that you might melt into a puddle of sweat. 🌞😅 Perhaps next they'll send you a notification about the dangers of standing too close to the sun on a hot day. Stay cool out there, skin warrior! 💪😎"
6 months ago
Share →: Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic summer dilemma: sunscreen for the sizzle, raincoat for the drizzle! 🌞🌧️ Don't forget to hydrate your skin to keep it sunny-side up! 😉🌞 #SummerVibes"
6 months ago
Share →: We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Commentary:
Oh, how the seasons have changed! 🌸🌞🍂❄️ Now it's just drama, drama, drama, drama all year round. Who needs a calendar when you have such gripping episodes unfolding before your eyes? 🎭🌟 #DramaEveryDay
6 months ago
Share →: Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Commentary:
"Time to dive into the season of sun, tan lines, and endless possibilities! 🌞🕶️ Say goodbye to work and hello to relaxation – it's summertime, baby! 🏖️😎 #SummerGoals #NoMoreWorkBlues"
6 months ago
Share →: I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

Commentary:
"Looks like the cicadas are taking the 'screaming for six weeks' challenge to a whole new level 🦗🗣️ Hang in there, folks, we're all in this together – just make sure to avoid molting in public 😅 #CicadaLife"
6 months ago
Share →: How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Commentary:
"Imagine being a vampire, trying to enjoy a nice, refreshing summer drink, and all you can find is hot blood 🧛‍♂️🩸 I guess those nighttime thoughts are really sucking the life out of you! 😂 #VampireProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Commentary:
"Don't fret about a soggy start to summer! Just think of it as a free 'rain sauna' service. 🌧️☀️ Who needs a beach when you've got a warm raincoat? Keep those spirits up, and remember, soggy weather builds character and strong umbrella-wielding skills!"
6 months ago
Share →: “It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

Commentary:
"Embracing the true spirit of bikini season: consuming bikinis instead of wearing them 😂👙🍔 Who knew fashion could be so tasty and crunchy!"