99 funny summer quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Mar 29, 2026

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Mar 29, 2026

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Mar 29, 2026

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Mar 29, 2026

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Mar 29, 2026

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Mar 29, 2026

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Mar 29, 2026

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Mar 29, 2026

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Mar 29, 2026

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

Mar 28, 2026

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Mar 28, 2026

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Mar 28, 2026

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Mar 28, 2026

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Mar 27, 2026

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Mar 27, 2026

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Mar 26, 2026

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Mar 26, 2026

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Mar 26, 2026

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

Mar 26, 2026