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Sending a little rain to water those seeds of discontent 🌧️🌱😂
101 Funny summer quotes
I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.
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That wet sports bra deserves an Olympic gold for wrestling! 🐊🤣🌞
I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.
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When it comes to summer dresses, I'm like a squirrel with nuts—always ready for more! 🌞👗🐿️
It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.
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I'm basically a solar-powered burrito: extra sunshine in summer, wrapped snug in winter! ☀️🌯❄️
I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.
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Rocking this summer look like, "I know, right?!" 😂🌞💪🍔
Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.
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Baby in a bucket hat winning the 'Cutest Beach Accessory' award, because sunscreen wishes it could be that adorable! 🏖️👶🐚
I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.
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Just waiting for my personal misting service to start—fresh and fabulous hour by hour! 🌞💦🥒
Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.
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Winnie the Pooh's summer fashion sense: crop tops and sweet pots! Fashion tip of the century 🍯🐻🔥
It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.
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Looks like the sun's trying to start its own blues band! 🎸🪗🔥
Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.
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Summer goals evolving like Pokémon! 🍦🎉 Who needs a job when you have mint chocolate chip to conquer? 😄