If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Commentary:
"Who needs an umbrella when you've got SPF armor? 🌞☔️ Rain, rain, go away, sunscreen is here to stay! 💪😎"

The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, the safest way to avoid sunburn is by staying indoors! 🌞🚫 Just say no to those harmful UV rays and embrace your inner vampire. 😂 #SunscreenStruggles"