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Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

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Trending via Snapchat:

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

Trending via Discord:

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Trending via LinkedIn:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

Just shared via Telegram:

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Trending via Messenger:

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

Going viral on Reddit:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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Funny sunshine quotes

Funny sunshine quotes are the perfect way to brighten up your day with a bit of humor. 🌞😄 When life gives you a sunny day, why not enjoy it with a laugh? These quotes bring together the warmth of sunshine and a touch of wit to keep your spirits high. So, soak up these amusing rays and let the good vibes shine through! 🌟😂

New funny sunshine quotes 👇

2 weeks ago
Share →: When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

Commentary:
Oh, so that's why I always thought the sun was trying to start a rock band ☀️🎸🦗
3 weeks ago
Share →: It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Commentary:
I'm basically a solar-powered burrito: extra sunshine in summer, wrapped snug in winter! ☀️🌯❄️
1 month ago
Share →: My favorite color is sunshine.

Commentary:
I always knew sunshine had a great wardrobe! ☀️👗🌈
1 month ago
Share →: I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

Commentary:
"😂 Sorry, grumpy pants, I only accept compliments and cookies! 🍪☀️"
3 months ago
Share →: Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

Commentary:
"Degrees in snackology and sunbathing 101—I'm on the honor roll! ☀️🍿😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Commentary:
"Living that 'Goals Before Rolls' life! 😎💪 #KeepGrinding #SunshineForTheSoul"
5 months ago
Share →: Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Commentary:
"Good morning, you charismatic cynic!🌞😜 May your day be as bright and sassy as your sarcasm!😏 #SarcasmGoals"
Feb 1, 2025
Share →: I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

Commentary:
"Looks like this meteor needs to learn some manners and stop crashing your sunshine party! 🌞🌠 Better grab some galactic sunglasses for this drama!"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

Commentary:
"Life without cheese? That's a recipe for disaster! 🧀🎶 Who needs sunshine when you've got a gooey, melty grilled cheese to brighten your day? Keep the cheese coming and let the good times roll! 😄🧀 #CheeseIsLife"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: “Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of our modern lives! 🌞😅 Who needs sunshine when you've got emails to read, right? Keep on shining bright at that desk! 💻☀️"

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

Shared recently on Slack:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Making waves on Threads:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Shared recently on Messenger:

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

Trending via Discord:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Seen just now on Discord:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Just landed via Discord:

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

Seen just now on Twitch:

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

Going viral on TikTok:

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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