Funny sunshine quotes

• When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

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• It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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  comfort, easy, feed, happiness, happy, keep, me, mood, summer, sunshine, warm, warmth, weather, winter

• My favorite color is sunshine.

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  bright, cheerful, color, favorite, positivity, sunshine

• I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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  attitude, cheerful, confidence, dumping, full, ground, grumpiness, humor, mood, playful, pocket, positivity, sarcasm, self-esteem, sunshine

• Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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  career, carefree, casual, humor, motivation, never, playful, snack, snacks, sunshine

• Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

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  culture, grind, humor, media, modern, modern slang, parody, phrase, phrase parody, playful, pop, pop culture, slang, social, social media, sunshine, witty

• Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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  good, greeting, humor, morning, personality, sarcastic, sunshine, wit

• I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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  destroy, disappointment, expectations, humor, i, just, life, meteor, relationship, sunshine, thought, trying, world

• My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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  cheese, food, happiness, humor, joke, life, song, sunshine

• “Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

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  desk, email, enjoying, hope, humor, irony, reading, sarcasm, sunshine, work

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