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Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

Breaking via Pinterest:

My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

Live now on Threads:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Trending via YouTube:

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

Breaking via Twitch:

Life is just resetting your password until you die.

Making waves on Pinterest:

In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

Seen just now on TikTok:

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

Going viral on Reddit:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Funny sunshine quotes

Funny sunshine quotes are the perfect way to brighten up your day with a bit of humor. 🌞😄 When life gives you a sunny day, why not enjoy it with a laugh? These quotes bring together the warmth of sunshine and a touch of wit to keep your spirits high. So, soak up these amusing rays and let the good vibes shine through! 🌟😂

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When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

95 shares on X this month:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

28 shares on Slack this month:

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

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Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

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My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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Not again. I mean good morning.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Pinterest:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Live now on Reddit:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Freshly posted on X:

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Spotted on Twitch:

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Trending via LinkedIn:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Trending via YouTube:

Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

Going bananas on Facebook:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Shared recently on Threads:

Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

Just landed via Facebook:

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

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