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I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

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You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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Live now on Twitch:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Live now on Messenger:

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

Breaking via Twitch:

Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

Making waves on X:

Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

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If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

Live now on Telegram:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Shared recently on YouTube:

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

Going viral on Discord:

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

Spotted on Messenger:

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

Making waves on WeChat:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Just landed via Threads:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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