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6 months ago
Share →: As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of brainless chatter! 🧠💬 Social media: where talking without thinking is a superpower! 🤳😂 #NoBrainNoProblem"
6 months ago
Share →: Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

Commentary:
Ah, Antarctica, the icy mystery of the continents – always cold-shouldering its responsibilities! 🌬️❄️ Perhaps it's just too cool for school or taking a chill pill literally! 🥶 But hey, at least nobody can accuse Antarctica of melting under pressure! 🔥 #ChillinLikeAVillain
6 months ago
Share →: You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

Commentary:
"Confidence is key in storytelling – just sprinkle a dash of imagination and voilà! 🤥💬 Whether you're discussing quantum physics or the secret lives of unicorns, a little charisma goes a long way! 🦄🔬 Just remember, it's all about the delivery… or maybe a smoke screen of plausible deniability! 😄🎤"
6 months ago
Share →: Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

Commentary:
"Narcissus had a tough time dealing with his chatty reflection – must have been like talking to someone who just never stops interrupting 🙄🤳 #MirrorMirrorOnTheWall"
6 months ago
Share →: Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

Commentary:
Well, if the toast is wearing a beret and a tiny mustache while sipping on a tiny cup of espresso, then it's definitely French! 🇫🇷☕🥖 But let's be real, even if the toast doesn't speak, it still knows how to butter us up! 🤣🍞
6 months ago
Share →: No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I have a strict 'no ghost chat' policy 🚫👻 Who has time for spirits when dealing with the drama of the living? 😂 #GhostDialIgnore"
6 months ago
Share →: At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Commentary:
"Having a chat with yourself at the self-checkout? Just remember, even if you annoy yourself, at least you're always guaranteed some laughs! 🤣🛒 #TalkingToMyself #SelfCheckoutStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Commentary:
"Well, looks like this therapist decided to hand you over like a hot potato 🥔🌶️ But hey, don't worry, group therapy can be like a stand-up comedy show with a touch of emotional support 🤝🎤🤣 So get ready to share the spotlight and spread some laughs… or tears 😅😭 #GroupTherapyJourney"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

Commentary:
"Who needs to run a marathon when you've survived your mom's never-ending stories? 🏃‍♂️💨 Talk about true endurance training! #MomStoriesForTheWin"
6 months ago
Share →: If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Commentary:
"That's one way to ensure a peaceful elevator ride! 🍽️🚪😅"