19 Funny teach quotes

• Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

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  2 weeks ago

  actually, app, Duolingo, education, everything, except, humor, language, language app, language learning, learning, teach

• The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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  2 months ago

  30, best, dessert, eating, humor, ice cream, kids, lessons, parenting, tax, teach

• I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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  2 months ago

  day, fake, humble, just, millionaires, parents, say, still, teach, waiting

• Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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  2 months ago

  drinking, hangover, humor, lesson, me, nightlife, party, regret, self-reflection, teach

• Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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  2 months ago

  alphabet, critique, educational, educational movie, humor, irony, kids, movie, movie critique, teach, v, V for Vendetta, vendetta

• Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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  2 months ago

  coworkers, deal, group, group project, humor, incompetence, lesson, life, life lesson, meant, project, school, teach, teamwork, workplace

• I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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  2 months ago

  anatomy, arms, confusion, education, even, figure, humor, i, medical, medical school, position, school, sleep, sleep position, teach, where

• Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

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  2 months ago

  fun, grandparent, help, kids, mischief, own, stupid, stupid things, teach, things, think, trouble

• Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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  being, compatibility, humor, irony, lesson, mean, relationship, socks, teach, together

• Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal behavior, behavior, dogs, form, humor, left, naturally, packs, play, poker, self-teaching, teach

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