Funny quotes teach

13 Funny teach quotes

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

1 month ago

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

3 months ago

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

3 months ago

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

3 months ago

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

3 months ago

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

3 months ago

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

3 months ago

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

3 months ago

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

3 months ago

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

3 months ago

Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

3 months ago

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

3 months ago

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

3 months ago