12 Funny team quotes — Wordgag ツ

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

2 months ago2 months ago

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Feb 17, 2025Feb 17, 2025

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Feb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Jan 28, 2025

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

Jan 25, 2025

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

Jan 24, 2025

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

Jan 23, 2025

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Jan 23, 2025

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Jan 22, 2025

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Jan 21, 2025

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Jan 20, 2025