12 Funny team quotes

• My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

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  1 month ago

  advice, coach, failure, humor, i, life, life coach, me, motivation, self-improvement, sports, team, told

• The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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  1 month ago

  activity, building, culture, drinking, exercise, fun, happy, happy hour, hour, i, office, office culture, only, team, team building, work, working

• Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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  1 month ago

  blocking, enough, every, favorite, finish, finish last, forever, frustration, humor, i, last, revenge, rivalry, sports, sports team, sportsmanship, team, want, year

• Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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  collaboration, dream, dream work, explain, humor, individuality, joking, needs, personality, self, team, team work, work

• A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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  baseball, case, designated, designated hitter, drunk, everyone, hit, hitter, humor, sports, sports humor, team

• If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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  1 month ago

  basketball, business, championships, helping, humor, i, local, order, spirit, sports, team, team spirit, teen, teen wolf, transformation, wolf

• HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

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  1 month ago

  boss, complete, forget, hr, last, later, survey, team

• There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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  1 month ago

  annoyance, behavior, communication, everyone, font, font size, humor, i, me, name, sarcasm, size, someone, taken, team, type, whenever, workplace

• Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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  1 month ago

  building, carnage, chaos, event, humor, IKEA, imagine, team, team building, workplace

• After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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  1 month ago

  frustration, hour, humor, meeting, motivation, player, sarcasm, team, team meeting, team player, workplace

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