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Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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Going viral on Reddit:

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Trending via X:

I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

Going viral on Instagram:

Googling symptoms until you cry.

Making waves on X:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Live now on Telegram:

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I need a day off from myself.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

Spotted on Discord:

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Live now on Messenger:

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Making waves on YouTube:

Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

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39 shares on Facebook this month:

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

41 shares on Threads this month:

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

70 shares on Instagram this month:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

16 shares on TikTok this month:

Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

72 shares on X this month:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

39 shares on YouTube this month:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

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“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

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Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

Making waves on Reddit:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Shared recently on Discord:

Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Making waves on Telegram:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Seen just now on Twitch:

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

Spotted on Slack:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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