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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

I’m not alone. I have ants.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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Dec 25, 2025

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

Live now on Slack:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Trending via Snapchat:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Trending via Twitch:

Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

Spotted on Reddit:

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Just landed via Slack:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

Trending via Snapchat:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Spotted on Threads:

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

21 shares on Discord this month:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

16 shares on X this month:

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

54 shares on X this month:

No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

56 shares on Threads this month:

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

95 shares on TikTok this month:

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

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I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Dec 25, 2025

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via YouTube:

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

Spotted on X:

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

Just shared via Instagram:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Making waves on Telegram:

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

Going viral on Facebook:

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

Making waves on WeChat:

Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My lips could use some attention today.

Seen just now on Discord:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Just landed via Telegram:

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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