Funny tears quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs salt for seasoning when you have a good old sprinkle of tears instead? 😂👩‍🍳 Just don't forget to stir in some frustration and a pinch of existential crisis for that extra flavor boost! 😉🍳 #ChefsOfTheTears"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs salt when you've got tears to add that extra seasoning? 😂🍽️ Just remember, more tears = more flavor! #LifeHack"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

  Commentary:
  "Tears for Fears had big dreams of ruling the world 🌍, but let's be real, I just want a solid 8 hours of sleep without any interruptions 🌙😴. Who needs a kingdom when you've got a cozy bed, am I right? 😄💤"

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