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Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

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Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

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Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

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I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

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Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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The world started without permission again.

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

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I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

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Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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