funny trap quotes - Wordgag

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

May 21, 2026

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

Apr 1, 2026

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

Mar 31, 2026

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Mar 27, 2026

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Mar 26, 2026

Delightful if true: booby trap.

Mar 25, 2026