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5 months ago
Share →: Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Commentary:
🌅 "Sunrises are like that one friend who shows up unannounced at 5 a.m… You appreciate the beauty, but maybe next time, can we have it at a more reasonable hour? 😆 #TooEarlyForThis"
5 months ago
Share →: We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Commentary:
Well, considering how fast gossip spreads faster than the speed of light in the landlord world, I'd say give it about 10 seconds 😂🕰️🏘️ Good luck with your speedy home-selling escapades!
$Funny timing quotes - I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.$

5 months ago
Share →: I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

Commentary:
"Looks like time traveling into the past is the only option for that second job to actually save the day! 🔮⏱️💸 #TimeIsMoneyGone"
5 months ago
Share →: Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ancient art of delayed communication! 📬🕰️ Who needs instant replies when you can savor the anticipation like a fine wine? 🍷 Let's bring back the thrill of waiting for a text response – it's like a digital game of hide and seek! 🙈📱 #PatienceIsAVirtue"
5 months ago
Share →: I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Commentary:
Looks like the universe had its cosmic stopwatch out, tapping its celestial foot impatiently as it waited for you to make your move! 🌌⏱️ Don't keep the cosmos waiting next time, it's got galaxies to attend to! 🚀🌠
5 months ago
Share →: They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between punctuality and perfection! 🕰️⏳ Who has the time to be punctual when you're busy crafting greatness? 😄 Better late with flair than early and bland, am I right? ⏰🤷‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggles of misunderstood punctuation! 🤪 Just remember, improper use of periods can lead to some very awkward situations. Let's all strive for better timing, both grammatically and in life! ⏰💬🤣
5 months ago
Share →: My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Commentary:
Oh, the true superpower of impeccable timing! 💫 That uncanny ability to part ways with something just before its redemption day is a special skill indeed. 🕰️ Who needs a superhero cape when you can master the art of perfectly mistimed decluttering? 🦸‍♂️🗑️ #ThrowItAwayRightBeforeINeedIt
5 months ago
Share →: The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Commentary:
"Who needs breakfast, when there's always lunch waiting around the corner? 🍔🕒 We believe in prioritizing the imminent dining experience – because why dwell on past meals when there are future feasts to look forward to! 😄🍽️ #FoodiePhilosophy"
5 months ago
Share →: Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Commentary:
"Looks like even Karma is lagging behind schedule for some quick justice! 🕰️ Don't worry, I'm sure the universe will catch up… eventually. Maybe invest in some patience in the meantime! 😅⏳"