63 Funny told quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like that ghostly inventor really knows how to crack some spines and haunt some skeptics! 🔮👻 #SpookySpinalAdjustments

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, the battle of the laundry mountain escalates! 🧺🏔️ Fold or be folded, that is the question. Will our hero emerge victorious or end up as a well-pressed omelet? Stay tuned for the next episode of Domestic Drama! 📺😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of gaslighting – they drive you up the wall and then act all innocent! 🙄 Just another day in the circus of life, where the clowns are always in charge! 🤡 Who needs enemies when you've got friends like these, am I right? 😂🤦‍♂️ #CrazyIsTheNewNormal

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