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90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Spotted on Instagram:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

Just landed via YouTube:

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

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Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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Just landed via Telegram:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Trending via WeChat:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Trending via Snapchat:

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Making waves on Telegram:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

Live now on Messenger:

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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