16 Funny trick quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs the gym when you can just dazzle the audience with some magic tricks? 🎩✨🔮 Also, if you ever need a shortcut to shedding those extra pounds, just grab a magician! 🎩🔪💫"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old secret to success: impeccable timing and a bit of luck! 🌟 Just remember, if you find yourself born at the wrong place or time, don't worry – you'll just have a few extra challenges to keep things interesting! 😉 #LifeIsAJourney"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

  Commentary:
  "Get ready for some full-size servings of terrible wisdom this Halloween! 🎃🍫 Remember, sometimes bad advice can be the best treat of all! Just like those full-size candy bars, grab them quick while supplies last… or maybe not 😏🤪 #HalloweenHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's mastered the art of fashion transformation 🪄👖 Who needs a wardrobe overhaul when you can just redefine 'recycling' your sweatpants 😅♻️ Keep the magic alive, fashion wizard! 🔮✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

  Commentary:
  "Watch closely, as I perform the disappearing act of a lifetime: making this first date magically transform into the last date! 🎩✨ Who knew dating could be a magic show? 🃏 #AbracadabraGoodbye"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

  Commentary:
  "Watch in amazement as I magically transform into the illusion of competence! 🎩✨ Who needs real skills when you have the power of confidence and good intentions? 😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

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