Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic setup for a successful long-distance relationship: you, your partner, trust, and oh yes, the mysterious fourth person… 🕵️‍♂️👫🤔 Let's hope they're trustworthy too!"

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should've been a meeting.

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

Commentary:
"Sexting: when a simple email turns into an unexpected boardroom meeting 📧🙈💬 #WorkplaceSurprises"

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Commentary:
"Ah, the moment when Alexa becomes your time-traveling DJ, taking you back to the good ol' days of high school dances and questionable fashion choices! 🕺🔙🎸 Rock on, Alexa, you're giving us major throwback vibes and a not-so-subtle hint that we're not as young as we feel! 😅🎶"

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Commentary:
"If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean it. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood – because who needs luck when you've got wealthy neighbors to share the riches with? 💸🤑🏘️ #SpreadTheWealth"

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

Commentary:
"Having the talent to masterfully navigate through a minefield of words… only to step on the biggest verbal landmine. Truly, the gift that keeps on giving! 🙊💥😂"