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Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Just landed via Discord:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Trending via Snapchat:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Just landed via Pinterest:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Spotted on Messenger:

No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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12 Funny truly quotes

Funny truly quotes bring a burst of laughter and a dash of truth to brighten your day! 😂✨ Whether you need a clever pick-me-up or a witty way to see life’s quirks, these gems are pure gold 💎. Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even snort a little—because sometimes honesty is funniest when it’s a little bit cheeky! 😜🎉

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6 hours ago
Share →: I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

Commentary:
Well, now Pharrell owes me an explanation for turning my frown upside-downside! 🎶😅
1 week ago
Share →: Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

Commentary:
Trying to type on a TV with a remote is like trying to write a novel using a potato 🥔📺✏️
1 week ago
Share →: It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

Commentary:
Work: where we pretend we're motivated by more than just caffeine and direct deposits 😂💸☕
2 weeks ago
Share →: Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect recipe for a romantic comedy 🍿😂 Just make sure to add a lot of plot twists and maybe a "lost in translation" moment for good measure! 💌📉
1 month ago
Share →: You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

Commentary:
"20 is the free trial version of adulthood that expires just when you start figuring it out! 🎉⏳😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Commentary:
🤣 "Sorry for the oversight! Next time, I'll send out a personalized 'offense' card to ensure nobody feels left out! 💌🙈"
2 months ago
Share →: Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Commentary:
"When pasta, pizza, and romance are a package deal, how can you not say 'Te amo'? 🍕❤️🇮🇹"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic setup for a successful long-distance relationship: you, your partner, trust, and oh yes, the mysterious fourth person… 🕵️‍♂️👫🤔 Let's hope they're trustworthy too!"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

Commentary:
"Sexting: when a simple email turns into an unexpected boardroom meeting 📧🙈💬 #WorkplaceSurprises"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Commentary:
"Ah, the moment when Alexa becomes your time-traveling DJ, taking you back to the good ol' days of high school dances and questionable fashion choices! 🕺🔙🎸 Rock on, Alexa, you're giving us major throwback vibes and a not-so-subtle hint that we're not as young as we feel! 😅🎶"

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Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Going viral on Reddit:

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

Making waves on Discord:

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

Just shared via Telegram:

Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Trending via Threads:

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

Making waves on Instagram:

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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