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What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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Salary week, but salary weak.

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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Microdosing Christmas by being present.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

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I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

Seen just now on TikTok:

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

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Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

21 shares on Reddit this month:

Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

74 shares on Discord this month:

Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

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I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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Does anyone know where I can find true love?

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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

Trending via Slack:

Type of person to take the long way home just to listen to more music.

Going viral on Discord:

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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