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45 Funny TV quotes

Funny TV quotes highlight the hilarious moments that make our favorite shows so memorable! 📺😂 From witty one-liners to laugh-out-loud scenes, these quotes capture the comedic brilliance that keeps us glued to the screen. Enjoy a laugh and relive the humor from TV’s finest moments! 😄🍿

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025