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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

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Trending via Telegram:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Making waves on Discord:

If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

Making waves on Slack:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Trending via Twitch:

I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

Trending via Reddit:

The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

Shared recently on Discord:

Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”

Going bananas on Discord:

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Live now on Slack:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Spotted on YouTube:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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77 shares on Threads this month:

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

60 shares on Twitch this month:

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

61 shares on X this month:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

73 shares on Discord this month:

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

19 shares on Telegram this month:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

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It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

Just shared via Slack:

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

Breaking via Telegram:

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

Seen just now on Threads:

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Trending via Instagram:

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Going viral on TikTok:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Spotted on Telegram:

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

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