Funny TV Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Between Commercials! 📺😂

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

May 10, 20242 months ago

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Nov 3, 2023Nov 3, 2023

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Oct 27, 2023May 6, 2024

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

Oct 3, 2023Oct 3, 2023

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Sep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Sep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 21, 2023

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023