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Funny TV quotes highlight the hilarious moments that make our favorite shows so memorable! 📺😂 From witty one-liners to laugh-out-loud scenes, these quotes capture the comedic brilliance that keeps us glued to the screen. Enjoy a laugh and relive the humor from TV’s finest moments! 😄🍿

1 week ago
View →: Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.
2 weeks ago
View →: I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.
2 weeks ago
View →: Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.
4 weeks ago
View →: Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.
1 month ago
View →: Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.
2 months ago
View →: The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.
3 months ago
View →: Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!
3 months ago
View →: If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?
3 months ago
View →: If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.
3 months ago
View →: Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”
3 months ago
View →: A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.
3 months ago
View →: A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.
3 months ago
View →: Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.
4 months ago
View →: When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.
4 months ago
View →: TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.
4 months ago
View →: Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?
4 months ago
View →: Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.
4 months ago
View →: Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.
4 months ago
View →: I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.
5 months ago
View →: Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.
5 months ago
View →: have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.
5 months ago
View →: My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.
5 months ago
View →: There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.
5 months ago
View →: I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”
5 months ago
View →: A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.
5 months ago
View →: Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.
5 months ago
View →: Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?
5 months ago
View →: If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”
5 months ago
View →: I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.
5 months ago
View →: I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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