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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

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Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Just landed via Slack:

What part of β€œhiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

Trending via Messenger:

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Whoever said β€œout of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Live now on WeChat:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Seen just now on TikTok:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Broadcasted on WeChat:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

Making waves on Reddit:

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

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The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

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Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

Just landed via Twitch:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Seen just now on Instagram:

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

Just shared via Discord:

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always β€œNever.”

Going viral on X:

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

Making waves on Pinterest:

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

Spotted on Twitch:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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