Funny TV quotes

Funny TV quotes highlight the hilarious moments that make our favorite shows so memorable! 📺😂 From witty one-liners to laugh-out-loud scenes, these quotes capture the comedic brilliance that keeps us glued to the screen. Enjoy a laugh and relive the humor from TV’s finest moments! 😄🍿

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Funny Quotes November 1, 2024

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Funny Quotes May 10, 2024

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Funny Quotes November 3, 2023

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Funny Quotes October 27, 2023

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

Funny Quotes October 3, 2023

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Funny Quotes September 29, 2023

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Funny Quotes September 28, 2023

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023