95 funny TV quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

May 20, 2026

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

May 20, 2026

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

May 20, 2026

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

May 20, 2026

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

May 20, 2026

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

May 20, 2026

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

May 19, 2026

Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

May 19, 2026

I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

May 19, 2026

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

May 19, 2026

I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

May 19, 2026

A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

May 19, 2026

On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

May 19, 2026

Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

May 19, 2026

I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

May 19, 2026