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Guess it's time for a masterclass in "What Not to Say," starring Bart Simpson! 😂📺🗣️
99 Funny TV quotes
The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.
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Phones: tiny tyrants in your pocket 📱😈, computers: the mischievous middle child 💻😏, TVs: the wise old grandparent dispensing endless reruns 📺👴🏻.
There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.
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When you're trying to ignore chores but someone says Game of Thrones is more important… guess I'm officially part of the Night's Watch now! 🏰🐉🍿
When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.
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In your 20s, the real family drama is deciding whether it's Tony Soprano or laundry day that gets your attention first 📺🧺 #Priorities
Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.
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Sounds like the ultimate weather forecast for couch potatoes! ☔️🏈🏡
Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.
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When I said I wanted "bigger portions" for the holidays, I didn't mean the screen size! 🍗📺🤣
The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.
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When your TV show is ghosting you harder than your last Tinder match 😆📺💔
Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.
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Trying to type on a TV with a remote is like trying to write a novel using a potato 🥔📺✏️
Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?
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Wow, talk about puppy love! 🐶❤️ What’s next, a goldfish getting engaged? 🐠💍
My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.
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Binging shows like it's an Olympic sport, then feeling like I've hit a TV timeout! 🎬🏆📺😢