Funny unfollow quotes

Funny unfollow quotes are the perfect way to keep social media drama light and hilarious 😂✨ Whether someone’s feed just isn’t your vibe or you need a cheeky way to say goodbye, these witty lines add a splash of humor to scrolling decisions 📱😎 Ready to unfollow with a smile and a wink? Let’s dive into the funniest ways to say thanks, but no thanks! 🚀🙌

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

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Finally, a detox plan I can stick to! 🧼📱😂

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

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When your detective skills are top-notch, but your job application says "unemployed" 🕵️‍♀️📱🤣

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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I was hoping to ask them about their departure, exit satisfaction, and if they'd like more cat memes in the future! 😹📉

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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Family reunion? More like a *reality* check! 😂🧹🚫💼

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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"Ah, the classic 'Now You See Me, Now You Don't' technique! 😂👻 #UnfollowRoutine"

Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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"Plot twist: I'm filing a missing follower report. 😂🚨📱"

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

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"Oh, the betrayal of diets! They promise so much, but when it comes to giving back, they ghost you like a bad date. Unfollowing seems like the only reasonable response – who needs that kind of one-sided relationship anyway?"

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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Oh, is that why you unfollowed me? 😏 Don't worry, falling in love with me is a risk worth taking 😜💔 #UnfollowedButNotUnloved

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