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Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

Just shared via Threads:

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

Going bananas on X:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Trending via Reddit:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Just shared via Slack:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

Spotted on Facebook:

If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!

Spotted on Reddit:

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

Freshly posted on Threads:

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Live now on WeChat:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Live now on Threads:

People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

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32 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

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I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via X:

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

Making waves on Threads:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Making waves on Discord:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Going bananas on Facebook:

God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

Going viral on Telegram:

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Going viral on Instagram:

Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

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