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When your detective skills are top-notch, but your job application says "unemployed" 🕵️♀️📱🤣
Funny unfollow quotes
Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.
Commentary:
I was hoping to ask them about their departure, exit satisfaction, and if they'd like more cat memes in the future! 😹📉
I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.
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Family reunion? More like a *reality* check! 😂🧹🚫💼
Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Now You See Me, Now You Don't' technique! 😂👻 #UnfollowRoutine"
Calling the police when someone unfollows.
Commentary:
"Plot twist: I'm filing a missing follower report. 😂🚨📱"
I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
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"Oh, the betrayal of diets! They promise so much, but when it comes to giving back, they ghost you like a bad date. Unfollowing seems like the only reasonable response – who needs that kind of one-sided relationship anyway?"
You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!
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Oh, is that why you unfollowed me? 😏 Don't worry, falling in love with me is a risk worth taking 😜💔 #UnfollowedButNotUnloved
Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.
Commentary:
Finally, a detox plan I can stick to! 🧼📱😂