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Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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831 added this month

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Spotted on YouTube:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Seen just now on Slack:

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Just landed via Messenger:

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Trending via YouTube:

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Seen just now on WeChat:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Reported on Pinterest:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Just shared via Snapchat:

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

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Funny unfollow quotes

Funny unfollow quotes are the perfect way to keep social media drama light and hilarious 😂✨ Whether someone’s feed just isn’t your vibe or you need a cheeky way to say goodbye, these witty lines add a splash of humor to scrolling decisions 📱😎 Ready to unfollow with a smile and a wink? Let’s dive into the funniest ways to say thanks, but no thanks! 🚀🙌

New funny unfollow quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Commentary:
I was hoping to ask them about their departure, exit satisfaction, and if they'd like more cat memes in the future! 😹📉
1 week ago
Share →: I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

Commentary:
Family reunion? More like a *reality* check! 😂🧹🚫💼
1 month ago
Share →: Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Now You See Me, Now You Don't' technique! 😂👻 #UnfollowRoutine"
2 months ago
Share →: Calling the police when someone unfollows.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: I'm filing a missing follower report. 😂🚨📱"
5 months ago
Share →: I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Commentary:
"Oh, the betrayal of diets! They promise so much, but when it comes to giving back, they ghost you like a bad date. Unfollowing seems like the only reasonable response – who needs that kind of one-sided relationship anyway?"
6 months ago
Share →: You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Commentary:
Oh, is that why you unfollowed me? 😏 Don't worry, falling in love with me is a risk worth taking 😜💔 #UnfollowedButNotUnloved

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on X:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Going viral on Messenger:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

Going viral on Messenger:

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Just shared via Twitch:

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

Spotted on Twitch:

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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