You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Commentary:
Oh, is that why you unfollowed me? 😏 Don't worry, falling in love with me is a risk worth taking 😜💔 #UnfollowedButNotUnloved

I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Commentary:
"Oh, the betrayal of diets! They promise so much, but when it comes to giving back, they ghost you like a bad date. Unfollowing seems like the only reasonable response – who needs that kind of one-sided relationship anyway?"