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Funny university quotes bring all the laughs 😂 and real talk 🎓 that every student needs to survive those endless lectures and caffeine-fueled study sessions ☕️📚. Whether you’re cramming for finals or just trying to make it through the semester, these witty one-liners capture the chaos and charm of college life perfectly. Get ready to smile, relate, and maybe even procrastinate a little with some seriously funny uni vibes! 😆🎉

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

1 month ago
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Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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Aura is the real business card.

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The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

All funny university quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

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Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

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Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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