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Why does 8 a.m. in university feel more like the crack of dawn on another planet? 🌞👽📚
Funny university quotes
British people be like “I was born in E-sex, grew up in Woke Ham, moved to Man Chest Hair, went to uni in Rotten Stall.”
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Sounds like a geographical journey through the Whimsical Kingdom! 😂🇬🇧🏰
Deleting university to focus on Twitter.
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Priorities = tweeting my way to a PhD in memes 📚➡️🐦😂
In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.
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Trying to collect all three struggles like university Pokémon! 🎓💸😂
University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.
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Paying tuition just for my bookshelf to get more friends 📚🤓💸
In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.
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Like watching a penguin discover roller skates for the first time 🐧🛼🤯
You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.
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When your university friend is as elusive as the rarest Pokémon! 🎓👀😂
It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.
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When your college fees get you a library card, but the internet's like, "Welcome to the dark side, we have PDFs!" 😂📚💻
Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.
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"Looks like your tween mastered the eye roll arts with flying colors! 🎓👀😂 Guess it's time to upgrade to Eye Roll University – Master's level program! 🙄🎉 #ProudParent"