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Funny useless quotes

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

1 month ago

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

1 month ago

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

2 months ago

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

3 months ago

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

3 months ago