Commentary:
"Dear diary, today I attempted to conquer my inner demons through journaling…only to realize I've unintentionally solidified my suffering for eternity. 📔😂 #FailedTherapy"
Funny useless quotes
If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.
Commentary:
"Feeling useless? Just remember, even pools have bathrooms for those who need to make a splash in more ways than one! 🚽💦 #LifeLessons"
Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.
Commentary:
"Feeling useless? Just remember, you're a CO2-producing superhero for plants! 🌿💨 Who knew your exhales had such a green thumb? Keep breathing, photosynthesis appreciates it! 🌱😄"
Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.
Commentary:
"Are you my appendix? Because I never really noticed you until you started causing me pain! 😂🔪 #UselessOrgans"