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Funny useless quotes

Funny useless quotes are the perfect snack for your brain πŸΏβ€”oddly entertaining, totally pointless, and guaranteed to make you chuckle πŸ˜„. Whether you need a quick laugh 🀣 or just want to brighten your day with some silly wisdom 🧐, these quirky gems have got you covered. Get ready to embrace the nonsense and enjoy a little dose of hilarious randomness! πŸŽ‰πŸ˜‚

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Be useless, so nobody can use you.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Posted on6 months ago

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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