Funny useless quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

  Commentary:
  "At my age, the only unnecessary noise I tolerate is my own snoring! 😴🔊 #TooManyDecibels #ExtraFriendsNotIncluded"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, be the zesty bad example! 🍋😜"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a perk to my procrastination skills 😎🤖 #UselessAndProud 💪😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Be useless, so nobody can use you.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, be too sour to squeeze! 🍋😜"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide and I'm basically a plant… Just doing my part to keep the Earth green! 🌿🤣"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling useless? Just remember, you're a CO2-producing superhero for plants! 🌿💨 Who knew your exhales had such a green thumb? Keep breathing, photosynthesis appreciates it! 🌱😄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

  Commentary:
  "Are you my appendix? Because I never really noticed you until you started causing me pain! 😂🔪 #UselessOrgans"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have a very particular set of useless skills.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of mastering useless skills! 🤹‍♂️ Who needs practical talents when you can juggle expertise in things like making the perfect paper airplane and reciting outdated movie quotes? 🔮 Embrace your unique set of useless skills and dazzle the world with your wonderfully unhelpful abilities! 🎩✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

  Commentary:
  "Dear diary, today I attempted to conquer my inner demons through journaling…only to realize I've unintentionally solidified my suffering for eternity. 📔😂 #FailedTherapy"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling useless? Just remember, even pools have bathrooms for those who need to make a splash in more ways than one! 🚽💦 #LifeLessons"

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