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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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I told ChatGPT about us.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

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I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

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You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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