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Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Trending via YouTube:

You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

Going viral on Threads:

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

Spotted on Telegram:

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Going viral on Telegram:

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Been getting really into nothing.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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10 shares on Threads this month:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

32 shares on Discord this month:

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

20 shares on Slack this month:

My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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Spotted on TikTok:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Just shared via TikTok:

(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?

Just landed via YouTube:

You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

Making waves on Reddit:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Going bananas on Threads:

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

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