348 Funny want quotes

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”
They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.
I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.
I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.
“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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3 months ago
Share →: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Commentary:
"Let this be a friendly reminder to always drive safely, unless you want your passengers to inherit grandpa's knack for drama!"
3 months ago
Share →: I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Commentary:
"Grandma laying down the law, shutting down gangsta dreams! Looks like the only 'hood' you'll be reppin' is the neighborhood block parties."
3 months ago
Share →: I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Commentary:
"Who knew the key to a stress-free life was to simply revert back to Kindergarten? No bills, no responsibilities, just pure bliss of naps and snacks. Sign me up for the Kindergarten life ASAP!"
3 months ago
Share →: At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like the key to escaping the office is not a corner office or a fancy title, but simply a fictional child! Who knew that the path to freedom was paved with imaginary offspring? Just make sure your "kid" doesn't accidentally show up at the company picnic, or you'll have some explaining to do!
3 months ago
Share →: I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of adding everything your heart desires into the virtual cart and then suddenly realizing your bank account's limits! It's like a modern-day version of window shopping, except the windows are digital and the laughter is a mix of joy and financial caution. Who knew online shopping could be such a rollercoaster of emotions?
3 months ago
Share →: Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Commentary:
"Ah, the humble carrot – nature's way of saying 'Enjoy this healthy snack… and be prepared to raid the fridge later!' It's the ultimate tease for your taste buds, keeping hunger at bay while sneakily plotting its revenge. Clever little veggie, isn't it?"
3 months ago
Share →: Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the age-old tactic of seeking career inspiration from pint-sized dreamers. Who knew adults were just waiting for a precocious child to say 'professional ice cream taster' so they could finally pursue their true calling?"
3 months ago
Share →: Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's cooking up a saucy pick-up line! Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets tangled in a pasta-ble situation!"
3 months ago
Share →: Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

Commentary:
"Looking for that special someone who can appreciate the sacred silence that comes when a banger plays 🎶🤫 Good communication skills are music to my ears! 🎵🗣️ #SelectiveListenerGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal allure of a dimly-lit cobblestone street and a devilish companion! 😈🌃 Sounds like the perfect recipe for a memorable night out. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can stroll with the devil in style, right ladies? 😉👠 #DevilishlyDelightful