29 Funny washing quotes

• You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

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  4 weeks ago

  able, again, daily, daily routine, frustration, hair, humor, i, mean, routine, should, wash, washing

• My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

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  2 months ago

  humor, i, laundry, left, machine, minute, oh, only, parent, said, sarcasm, teen, timer, washing, washing machine

• Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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  2 months ago

  amount, chore, funny observation, here, household, housemate, humor, i, laundry, live, living, living situation, met, mystery, observation, people, situation, starting, think, wash, washing, week

• Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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  2 months ago

  awareness, forget, humor, laundry, me, mishap, people, pink, raise, red, today, washing, white

• I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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  2 months ago

  chore, domestic, domestic humor, expression, face, floor, funny expression, funny face, glad, household, household chore, household mess, humor, i, just, laundry, machine, mess, nobody, sock, spot, washing, washing machine

• Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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  2 months ago

  animal, casual, cat, everyday, hands, humor, hygiene, laundry, pet, sarcasm, sink, towel, washing

• Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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  2 months ago

  chores, domestic, domestic life, fold, folding, getting, humor, irony, laundry, life, prize, sucks, washing

• It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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  2 months ago

  fast, fear, humor, machine, scary, spin, washing, washing machine

• I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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  2 months ago

  another, appliance, dimension, household, household appliance, humor, laundry, laundry humor, machine, missing, missing socks, portal, sock, socks, washing, washing machine

• Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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  2 months ago

  daily, daily routine, elbow, face, going, humor, hygiene, relatable, routine, sickening, washing, washing face, water

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