18 Funny washing quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

  Commentary:
  "When the sock plot twist hits harder than any TV drama! 🧦😱🤣 #LaundrySurprise"

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a hand towel when you've got a purrsonal assistant? 😂🐱👐"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the bittersweet irony of adulting! 🧺🧺 It's like winning a never-ending marathon, only to start another race right away. Laundry – the eternal task that keeps on giving! 🤣 #LifeIsAFullLoad

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

  Commentary:
  "Watching the washing machine go full turbo spin mode is like witnessing a secret dance party of socks and undies in there! 💃🧦 Hold on tight, folks, the laundry disco is about to get wild! 🌀👖 #SpinCycleAdventures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

  Commentary:
  Oh, absolutely! 🧦🌀🚪 Socks mysteriously disappearing in the laundry can only mean one thing… They must be embarking on secret adventures through the elusive washing machine portal! Next time you do laundry, keep an eye out for any interdimensional travelers trying to hitch a ride on your clothes! 🕵️‍♂️✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'elbow waterfall' maneuver in every face washing routine – a truly exhilarating experience for all, except maybe your elbow! 🚿💦😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry I’m late, blame it on the washing machine's sneaky time management skills! 🕒🧺 Maybe next time I should double-check if it’s on ‘spin cycle’ or ‘time warp’ mode! ⏳😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of bathroom espionage – are they washing their hands, or engaging in a sneaky getaway! 🚽🧼 Don't worry, Sherlock, your detective skills will solve this mystery one sink at a time! 🔍🕵️‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

  Commentary:
  🤔🧺 "I'd say the washing machine and dryer are like a dynamic duo on the job – they spin cycles and tumble together, tackling laundry loads like a well-oiled team! But when the workday ends, do they share secrets during downtime or just ghost each other until the next shift? The mystery of laundry room friendships! 🤣👚👖"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

  Commentary:
  "Hey boy, are you my washing machine? 🧺⏰ Because just like it, you seem to have absolutely no concept of how long 10 minutes last! 😆⏳"

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