Funny quotes washing

16 Funny washing quotes

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

1 month ago

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

1 month ago

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

3 months ago

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

3 months ago

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

3 months ago

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

3 months ago

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

3 months ago

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

3 months ago

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

3 months ago

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

3 months ago

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

3 months ago

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

3 months ago

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

3 months ago

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

3 months ago

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

3 months ago