21 Funny washing quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your teen just discovered the secret unit of time called "laundry minutes" 😂⏳🧺

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your washing machine is secretly running an Airbnb! 🧺😂🧳

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

  Commentary:
  😂👚 "Supporting an accidental new fashion line: 'Oops, It's Pink!' Let's make laundry mix-ups trend!" 👗🧺

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

  Commentary:
  "When the sock plot twist hits harder than any TV drama! 🧦😱🤣 #LaundrySurprise"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a hand towel when you've got a purrsonal assistant? 😂🐱👐"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the bittersweet irony of adulting! 🧺🧺 It's like winning a never-ending marathon, only to start another race right away. Laundry – the eternal task that keeps on giving! 🤣 #LifeIsAFullLoad

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

  Commentary:
  "Watching the washing machine go full turbo spin mode is like witnessing a secret dance party of socks and undies in there! 💃🧦 Hold on tight, folks, the laundry disco is about to get wild! 🌀👖 #SpinCycleAdventures"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

  Commentary:
  Oh, absolutely! 🧦🌀🚪 Socks mysteriously disappearing in the laundry can only mean one thing… They must be embarking on secret adventures through the elusive washing machine portal! Next time you do laundry, keep an eye out for any interdimensional travelers trying to hitch a ride on your clothes! 🕵️‍♂️✨

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'elbow waterfall' maneuver in every face washing routine – a truly exhilarating experience for all, except maybe your elbow! 🚿💦😄"

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  Jan 29, 2025

  Share →: Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry I’m late, blame it on the washing machine's sneaky time management skills! 🕒🧺 Maybe next time I should double-check if it’s on ‘spin cycle’ or ‘time warp’ mode! ⏳😆"

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