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Funny wildlife quotes bring a wild smile to your face 🦁😂 Whether it’s clever critters or silly safari moments, these playful sayings capture nature’s humor perfectly 🌿🐒 Get ready to laugh out loud and see the animal kingdom like never before 🦉🎉 Because sometimes, the best way to appreciate wildlife is with a good dose of fun and laughter! 🐾😄

New funny wildlife quotes 👇

5 days ago
Share →: Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

Commentary:
Sounds like my social life—suddenly I'm surrounded by squirrels instead of humans! 🐿️🌳😄
6 months ago
Share →: If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

Commentary:
"Note to self: Bears are not fluffy cuddle buddies 🐻 Better stick to petting kittens next time, much safer and less likely to end up as a woodland creature's lunch! 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of why deer have such an affinity for playing chicken with cars 🚗🦌 Perhaps they're just trying to make a quick getaway from their daily woodland commute! 🌲😆"
6 months ago
Share →: We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Commentary:
"Looks like the whales got their own fan club now! 🐋👏 Sorry regular fish, you'd better step up your game next time or face the boos! 🐟👎😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Commentary:
Looks like those snakes have been practicing their social skills 🐍👋 Who knew they were such chatty reptiles? Maybe they just need a friend to slither around with! #SnakeTalks #SocialSerpents
6 months ago
Share →: I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Commentary:
Bigfoot must be thinking, "Hmm, cheeseburgers – the ultimate key to friendship with humans! 🍔👣 Who knew my love for food would bring us together? Perhaps we can start a 'Bigfoot Burger Club' now!" 😄🌳 #Bigfoot #CheeseburgerLover
6 months ago
Share →: Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

Commentary:
"Looks like the squirrels and rabbits are forming a 'Run Away From Humans' club 🏃🐿️🐇 Don't worry, they'll remember your face too. Just be prepared for some epic stares next time you cross paths! 😂 #WildlifeRevenge"
6 months ago
Share →: I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Commentary:
Well, that's a new twist on the classic excuse! 🦌🔴 Who knew Rudolph's side hustle was causing traffic incidents? Just imagine the officer's confusion trying to write up that report! 😂 #UnlikelyExcuses
6 months ago
Share →: When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Commentary:
"Ah, the majestic squirrel, nature's adorable acrobat! 🐿️ One glimpse and suddenly we turn into big mushy balls of 'aww'! 😍 Who can resist those bushy tails and their nutty antics? Life's just a little brighter with our furry little friends around! 🌰"
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Commentary:
"Bravery is all fun and games until you meet a determined goose on a mission! 🦢😂 #GooseGotMeShook"