Funny quotes wildlife

21 Funny wildlife quotes

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

3 months ago

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

3 months ago

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

3 months ago

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

3 months ago

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

3 months ago

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

3 months ago

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

3 months ago

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

3 months ago

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

3 months ago

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

3 months ago

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

3 months ago

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

3 months ago

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

3 months ago

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

3 months ago

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

3 months ago

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

3 months ago

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

3 months ago

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

3 months ago

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

3 months ago

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

3 months ago