22 Funny wildlife quotes

• Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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  activity, animals, appear, cool, experience, fun, hanging, hanging out, happen, just, lot, nature, outdoor, outdoor activity, outdoor experience, outdoor fun, outside, start, stuff, things, wildlife

• If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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  bear, danger, dead, ever, found, humor, i, irony, nature, pet, trying, wildlife, woods

• Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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  beginning, cars, deer, front, humor, irony, sacrifice, throw, understand, understanding, wildlife

• We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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  activity, boat, boo, cheer, clap, crew, fish, fun, fun activity, humor, ocean, regular, us, whale, wildlife

• Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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  greeting, humor, i, just, know, nature, personality, say, snake, surprise, venom, wildlife

• I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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  bet, Bigfoot, cheeseburger, creature, food, friendship, hangout, humor, i, mythical, mythical creature, once, time, us, wildlife

• Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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  2 months ago

  away, evening, funny moment, humor, i, little, me, memory, moment, nature, rabbit, remember, running, squirrel, squirrels, walk, wildlife

• I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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  2 months ago

  deer, drinking, funny incident, humor, i, incident, nose, officer, red, shiny, shiny nose, situation, unexpected, unexpected situation, wildlife

• When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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  animal, awww, cute, cute animal, humor, nature, observation, reaction, say, squirrel, wildlife

• Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

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  brave, bravery, chase, chasing, everyone, fear, goose, humor, right, unexpected, wildlife

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