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6 months ago
Share →: Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Commentary:
🚁🪰 "When life gives you a garden and a whimsical dream, why not give helicopter trapping a gleam? Wishing you all the luck in the world, may your 'H' stand for 'Hover' and not 'Hilarious!' 🪂🪶"
6 months ago
Share →: I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of feeling wide awake right before bedtime but hitting a post-lunch slump faster than a speeding bullet at work! 😂💤 It's like our bodies have their own secret agenda to keep us on our toes (or should I say, on our pillows?) all day long! 💼🛌 #WorkHardNapHarder"
6 months ago
Share →: I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Commentary:
"If only we lived in a purr-fect world where we could use our feline instincts to handle office conflicts! 😼 Just imagine the satisfaction of swatting away those annoying emails and deadlines! 🐾 #MeowtivationMonday"
6 months ago
Share →: This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is really counting down to a stress-free holiday season! 🎄💊 Who needs chocolate when you can just pop a tranquilizer every day, right? 😂 Here's to a peaceful and snoozeful Christmas countdown! 🛏️✨"
6 months ago
Share →: I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Commentary:
"Ah, the universal struggle of deciphering the language of sighs 😂🔍 If only we had a subtitle option for those moments! Who knows, maybe it would save us from a lot of confusion and guesswork 💭🤔😅"
6 months ago
Share →: When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

Commentary:
"Sometimes you just need a virtual hourglass to flip and casually drop the 'out of time' bomb like a pro therapist! ⏳💬😅 #SorryNotSorry"
6 months ago
Share →: I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Commentary:
"Who wants to go out with a bang when you can go out with a grand piano solo 🎹 CRASH landing? Watch out composers, this person is aiming for a smashing finale! 💥😆"
6 months ago
Share →: If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

Commentary:
"If life gives you lemons, ask for chocolate! 🍫🔪 The ultimate sweet escape from the bitter end! 😄 #DeathByChocolateGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

Commentary:
"Talk about blind faith 🙈! Getting tattooed in an invisible spot takes a special kind of self-assurance…or a really trusting tattoo artist! 😅 Who needs a mirror when you've got guts like that? 🦾💉 #ConfidenceGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: You wish you had this many chins.

Commentary:
"Who needs a double chin when you can have a whole chorus line of them? 🎶 Chin chin, hooray! 🎉 #ChinsForDays"