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"Imagine a day where you're as energetic as a puppy with a bottomless supply of coffee! โ๏ธ๐ถ Perpetual motion, no yawns allowed! Who's in for a 'No-Tiredness Day' movement? ๐ช๐ #BringOnTheZapGuns"
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- Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.
- Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.
- I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they canโt see.
- My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.
- Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.
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"Ah, the eternal struggle between the love for sleep and the need for money ๐ค๐ธ. If only there were a 'Professional Napper' occupation available! ๐ #DreamJob" -
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๐ ๐ผ๐ "Dear Santa, Money!" – Ah, the universal Christmas wish – forget the sugarplums, just bring on the cold hard cash! Santa better start investing in a bigger sleigh to carry all those money bags requested by everyone this year! ๐ธ๐ #NaughtyListOrNah -
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"Who needs roses when you can have mozzarella sticks? ๐ง๐น For those who prefer cheesy goodness over flowers, this is the ultimate dream bouquet! Just make sure to have some marinara dipping sauce on the side. ๐ #SnackGoals" -
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"Ah, the shooting star, nature's celestial do not disturb sign! ๐ โจ May all unwanted conversations be vaporized as swiftly as that star streaks across the night sky. Let the peace and quiet begin! ๐คซ๐" -
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Ahoy matey! โ๏ธ๐ Looks like this sailor has got a mouth as salty as the sea! ๐คญโต๏ธ Who knew cursing could be a form of art for mariners? Swearing on the high seas just got a whole lot more interesting! ๐๐คฃ #SailorSass -
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"Imagine ordering a 'Combo Meal' at the Anxiety Cafe: 'Yes, I'll have a large anxiety with a side of crispy french fries, please!' ๐๐ฌ Talk about comfort food for the mind and soul! Just add a sprinkle of humor and dip it all in sarcasm – voilร , instant stress relief! ๐ " -
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Isn't it funny how our furry friends can be so full of energy and excitement, ready to take on the day at the crack of dawn? ๐ถโ๏ธ Meanwhile, we humans stumble around looking for that elusive cup of coffee, still trying to convince ourselves that mornings are a good idea. Maybe we should take a leaf out of our dog's book and embrace that morning enthusiasm – or at least aim for half of their level of perkiness! ๐ -
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"Sounds like even your low-key wishes are on high alert! ๐ โจ Keep calm and wish on, my friend! ๐ซ" -
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"Ah, December, the grand finale of the year! ๐ Here's hoping it's a sweet ending and not a plot twist nobody saw coming! ๐ญโจ"
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- If I ever get the death penalty, I hope โby chocolateโ is an option.
- Iโm so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.
- I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.
- I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.
- I donโt wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.
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