Commentary:
"Having a chat with yourself at the self-checkout? Just remember, even if you annoy yourself, at least you're always guaranteed some laughs! 🤣🛒 #TalkingToMyself #SelfCheckoutStruggles"
Commentary:
Oh, wouldn't that be nice! Just imagine having a "Saturunday" 🤔 – the perfect day to relax and prepare for the chaos of the week ahead without feeling guilty about not being productive! Who's with me? 🙋♂️🙋♀️ #SaturundayDreams
Commentary:
"Good morning to all the early birds out there, flying high while the rest of us dream about hitting the snooze button for the 100th time! 😴🐦 Rise and shine…or just rise and hope for more coffee ☕️ #SleepyHead"
Commentary:
"Who needs the stress of parenting when you can just swoop in for the fun parts as a grandparent? 🤷♂️👴🧓 Here's to hoping science can help fast-track us to grandkid heaven! 🧪👶 #GrandparentGoals"
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'bird' request: asking for freedom, soaring high, and of course, a bit of mischief with the pooping privileges 💩🦅 Just remember, with great flying power comes great responsibility… and potentially messy consequences! Watch out below! 😄"
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between wanting to be mysterious and the inability to filter our thoughts! 🤐 It's like trying to keep a lid on a pot of boiling pasta… you know it's gonna spill over eventually! 😜 Embrace your inner chatterbox, my friend – your honesty is the real mystery! 🤫✨"

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.
Commentary:
"Ah, the modern day dilemma of confirming existence before sending birthday wishes – it's like a digital wellness check! 🎉👴🏼👵🏽 #FriendshipGoals #DigitalAgeConfusion"
Commentary:
Oh, absolutely! We definitely need a Sunday that doesn't vanish in the blink of an eye! 🕰️☀️ Maybe we can call it "Sund-ayyyy" – a day so long, you might even have time for a second brunch! 🥞🍳🤣 #MakeSundaysGreatAgain
Commentary:
"If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it's a gummy bear 🐻🍬! At least I can enjoy the sweetness of victory 😄."