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Sounds like a selfie with extra steps! 📸😂
193 Funny wish quotes
Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.
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Finally, a workout plan for my brain 😂🤷♂️ #UnderthinkerInTraining
Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.
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If being a sweetheart paid the bills, I'd be lounging in a heart-shaped mansion by now! 💖💸
I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.
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Living the dream, just floating through life on my blub blub budget! 🪼😜
Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?
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That's literally my spirit animal: the disappearing ninja of awkward chats! 🥷😅💨
I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”
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If we could DM for breakup details, popcorn sales would skyrocket 🍿😂📩
I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”
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Hey, at least Siri's got your "Hey!" covered! Now, if only humans came with built-in neon lights… 😂💡
Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.
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Wish I could order one on Amazon Prime—same-day delivery, please! 🧠📦😂
I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.
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Time to skip straight to the napping championships at 2 p.m. every day! 💤🏅😴
I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.
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Dropping diss tracks at work: making audits lyrical and office beefs chart-toppers! 🎤😄 #WatchOutDebbie