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327 Funny work quotes

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

5 days ago

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

5 days ago

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

1 week ago

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

1 week ago

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

1 week ago

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

1 week ago

They’re making me do work at work.

1 week ago

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

1 week ago

White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

1 week ago

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

1 week ago

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

3 weeks ago

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

4 weeks ago

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

4 weeks ago

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

4 weeks ago

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

1 month ago

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

1 month ago

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

1 month ago

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

1 month ago

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

1 month ago

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

1 month ago

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

1 month ago

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

1 month ago

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

1 month ago

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

1 month ago

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

1 month ago

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

1 month ago

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

1 month ago

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

1 month ago

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

1 month ago

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

1 month ago