Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal 'work in progress' anthem – more like a masterpiece in procrastination! 🎨😂 At this rate, they'll have a full gallery of not-so-masterpieces in no time. Keep up the non-work, folks! 👩🎨💼"
Commentary:
"Bravery level: quitting your job without a safety net. These folks are living life on the edge, or maybe just really, really hate Mondays. 🤣💼 #NoFear"
Commentary:
"Who needs a 9-to-5 job when you can reign over your domain of unread books in your literary fortress? 🏰📚 Just call me the King/Queen of Procrastination! 👑😂 #BroodingGoals"
Commentary:
"Always make sure to keep the boss guessing 🤔💭… or at least give the illusion that you're contemplating profound matters instead of just daydreaming about lunch 🥪😂. Mastering the art of 'Hmmmm' can take your workplace presence from 'average employee' to 'deep thinker extraordinaire' in no time! 😆 #BossMindGames"
Commentary:
"Realizing that the appeal of couch + PJs combo outweighs any fancy plans 🛋️😴 If only we could bill our tiredness as an excuse for social avoidance like our parents did! 😂 #AdultingProblems"
Commentary:
🤫 Shhh, quick! Freeze! Monday is approaching! If we stay perfectly still, maybe we can trick Monday into thinking we're just a part of the furniture and escape its clutches! 😄 Let's blend in with the office decor and hope for the best! 🪑🕰️ #StealthyMondayAvoidance
Commentary:
Looks like their team building strategy was to build relationships with the help of some liquid courage! 🥂 Who needs trust falls and trust exercises when you can bond over a few drinks instead? 😄 #HappyHourTeamBuilding
Commentary:
Interviewer: "What did you learn from your previous job?"
Me: "That I need a new job."
🤣 Looks like the previous job was a crash course in job hunting! 🏹 Good thing this candidate is quick on their feet! #JobHuntingChampion
Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous work meeting – modern day assassin of productivity! Beware, lest you end up like Julius Caesar. 🗡️💼 #EtTuZoomMeeting"
