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316 Funny work quotes

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025
When you're late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you're mad.

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025
Caesar, looking shocked: "Is it bring your knife to work day or something?"

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025
Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday?

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025