609 Funny work quotes

• It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

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  1 hour ago

  bathroom, bathroom break, break, breaks, health, humor, hydrated, hydration, important, office, productivity, stay, take, water, work

• My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

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  14 hours ago

  before, boss, coffee, coffee shop, complaint, denied, hear, humor, me, music, never, raise, shift, shop, today, wanted, work

• Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

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  1 day ago

  explaining, humor, judge, judgment, just, me, much, myself, please, sarcasm, too, work

• You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

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  1 day ago

  8, business, create, deadline, hours, humor, productivity, shareholder, time, value, work

• I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

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  3 days ago

  actually, attitude, bring, culture, humor, i, manager, sort, urgency, urgent, vibe, work, work culture, workplace

• Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

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  3 days ago

  best, bother, boundary, call, communication, home, humor, me, phone, phone call, reach, time, timing, work

• People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

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  2 weeks ago

  being, frustration, hate, humor, income, job, money, people, poor, poverty, still, work, working

• Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

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  2 weeks ago

  call, communication, goodnight, humor, meeting, office, office humor, outlook, remote, remote work, Teams, technology, video, video call, virtual, virtual meeting, work, Zoom

• The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

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  2 weeks ago

  after, aging, commute, drive, driving, extra, hate, home, house, hurry, i, late, making, older, stop, work

• Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

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  2 weeks ago

  choice, confidence, humor, luck, me, outcome, things, unfortunately, work

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