360 Funny work quotes

More funny work quotes 👇

• 

  2 months ago

  View →: What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.
• 

  2 months ago

  View →: Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.
• 

  2 months ago

  View →: When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?
• 

  2 months ago

  View →: I already want to come home from work tomorrow.
• 

  2 months ago

  View →: Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.
• 

  2 months ago

  View →: Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?
• 

  2 months ago

  View →: Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.
• 

  2 months ago

  View →: All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.
• 

  2 months ago

  View →: Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.
• 

  2 months ago

  View →: They’re making me do work at work.
• 

  2 months ago

  View →: 9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.
• 

  2 months ago

  View →: White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.
• 

  2 months ago

  View →: It really is Monday every 15 minutes.
• 

  2 months ago

  View →: I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

For even more funny work quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny work quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌