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Sounds like back then jobs were about as common as socks with missing pairs! 🧦🤦♂️✨
654 Funny work quotes
Adulting = using your lunch break to run errands so you don’t have to do them after work.
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When your lunch break turns into a "mission impossible" sequel 😅🕵️♂️🥪
Work beef is so unnecessary, like, just do your job and go home.
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Beef belongs in the fridge, not the office! 🥩🏢😆
Adults having breakfast at a friend’s apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told anyone.
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"When I try breakfast at a friend's place, it turns into brunch-slash-my-new-job-hunt because we're both late 😅🥓⏰"
My office job is a ruse, a cleverly designed adult daycare to prevent me from causing any trouble.
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Sounds like you're the star of a sitcom called "The Office: Playpen Edition" 😂🤹♂️
My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.
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Just sent an email and now I'm ready for a nap and a trophy 🏆😴✉️
People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.
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Nap experts know that a good nap is basically a time-travel machine to refreshment town! 😴⏰✨
If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.
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Looks like my future job title is "Sleep-Deprived Snack Provider" 🍕😴👶
I hope this email makes you quit your job.
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Trying to resist hitting 'reply all' with my resignation notice 😂✉️🚪
Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.
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Arriving late but still hailed like a rockstar, must be nice to have a VIP pass for friendship at work! 😎🙌⏰