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Work less, live more! Can I get a "heck yeah" from my couch? 🛋️😴 #Priorities
648 Funny work quotes
There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?
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I'm starting a petition to replace December with a bonus month of naps and canceled meetings 😴🗓️ Who's with me? 🙋♂️🔄
WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.
Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.
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The ultimate superpower: achieving peak stress levels before the project even begins! 😅⏳📚
When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.
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"Oh, I see why they call it a 'work day' and not a 'work moment' 😂⏰🚗"
Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.
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Rolling through life like a pro, but didn't realize I'm not actually going anywhere… 😂🐹🔄
Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.
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Trying to keep my brain organized like a sock drawer full of mismatched ideas! 🧦🧠
My future husband and I will be stay-at-home parents, and the kids will go to work.
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Goals so big the kids gotta clock in early! 😂🏡👶💼
If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.
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When you finally make it to work looking like you just escaped a time vortex 😂⏰🌀
My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
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Foxes need coffee too! ☕🦊 Sounds like someone just got outfoxed by their own joke! 😂📞