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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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Time needs a speed limit.

Live now on X:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Live now on Slack:

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

Making waves on Slack:

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

Spotted on Instagram:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Just landed via Pinterest:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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Share →: Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

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The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Just landed via Threads:

It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

Just landed via Threads:

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Just shared via Twitch:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Just shared via Slack:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

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